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April Fool sms

You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
April Fool sms

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
April Fool sms

You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…
April Fool sms

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…
I need a person for just time pass
April Fool sms

April Fool SMS [messages]:

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have Bus pass.

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?

april fool greeting wallpaper @ http://hallosushant.blogspot.com

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F$##

FO$#

FOO$

FOOL

FoOl

fOoL

foOL

FOOl

fOoL

FoOl

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FOol

foOL

FOOL

Pressing For What? Once a Fool Always a Fool..

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl?
April 1
U Know Why?? http://hallosushant.blogspot.com/
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll

A day will come…
When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!

Aisa Dostana hamara,
Mai Kashti tu Kinara,
Mai Dhanush tu Teer,
Mai Matar tu Paneer,
Mai Varsha tu Badal,
Mai Hot tu Cool,
Mai April tu…?

Watch ND tv news jaldi!!!
India is selected for super 8 because Sirlanka,
Players got cought in drug test!
Bewakuf April fool!

FOOLse
FOOLne
FOOLonki
FOOLwari me
FOOL k sath wish kiya-
‘O’ FOOL, U r d mst
beautiFOOL,
wonderFOOL &
colorFOOL
amongst all
FOOOLS…
Happy FOOL’s day.

pl. dnt mind.

In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!

April Fool Greetings:

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April Fool Pranks and Tricks:

These are not SMS, just an April Fool Trick:

Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

Glue and Water
Take a cup and put some glue and some water mix it up and put it on top of a door, open it just a http://hallosushant.blogspot.com/
bit, have some one go out of it. When a person goes out of it they will get it all on top of them.

p.s. you can put milk and glue in a cup.

april fool greeting wallpaper @ http://hallosushant.blogspot.com
Tape the Mouse Ball
Take a piece of clear tape and place it over the mouseball. This will prevent the mouse ball from

turning and frustrate the user.
This trick is quite easy for the user to figure out and it is easy to set up.
However, if you really want to be cruel, slightly unplug the mouse cable from the computer as well.

Bad Phone Connection
Pick one friend that you are going to abuse. Every time you call them at home, pretend that you

cannot hear them when they speak.
“Hello? Hello?” *click*
Everytime they call you, do the exact same thing.
You can always add in a few lines such as, “I don’t know who you are, but this isn’t a funny joke.” http://hallosushant.blogspot.com/
If you see them on the street, act suprised and relieved.
“Oh that’s YOU calling me. Here I thought it was a crank caller!”
Usually they will blabber out some apology and all the time you can smile to yourself knowing you are really pulling one over on them.

Grease the Phone
Place Vaseline on the ear piece of a telephone receiver.http://hallosushant.blogspot.com/
In a pinch, a tab of butter will work just as well. Or first aid cream.
This prank can also be used on unattended cell phones.

Bathroom Pudding
Smear chocolate pudding all over a bathroom. Works best in public bathroom, as people will most likely not clean it up. They will just try to avoid it but at the same time think its poo.

Frozen Bra
While your female roomie is asleep, take her bra, wet it and put it in the freezer. Then before she http://hallosushant.blogspot.com/
wakes up put it back. Now all you have to do is sit back and wait til she puts it on in the morning.

Dandruff Prank
Very quietly sneek up on your victim and shake some salt into his hair. Your victim will think he has dandruff.

Cellophane Toilet Bowl Prank
Place clear cellophane over the toilet bowl but under the seat. Works best at parties where a large percentage of the people are drunk.

Baitullah Mehsud, the Leader of Pakistan’s unified Taliban movement, threatened to attack the US and took credit for three recent attacks in Pakistan, including yesterday’s deadly military assault on a police training center in Lahore.

Baitullah claimed responsibility for the Lahore attack attack as well as suicide attacks against security forces in Islamabad and Bannu during interviews with Pakistani news outlets and international wire services.

“One attack was carried out just yesterday, the one carried out on the training center [in Lahore],” Baitullah told Aaj News. “The second attack that was carried out on the special branch of police …. near a hotel in the Sitara Market [in Islamabad] was also carried out by us. And the suicide attack in Bannu yesterday was also carried out by us.”

More than 30 police recruits and officers were killed in yesterday’s military assault on the Lahore police training facility. The same day a suicide bomber killed four security personnel and wounded three others in an attack on a military convoy in Bannu. A March 23 suicide attack outside of a Special Branch police station in Islamabad killed one policeman. Prior to the recent attack, Pakistani intelligence indicated Baitullah Mehsud dispatched more than 20 Uzbek and Paksitani suicide bombers to Pakistan’s major cities.

Baitullah said the attacks were in response to the US airstrikes targeting al Qaeda and Taliban leaders and operatives in Pakistan’s tribal areas, and promised to strike in the US.

“We have carried out all these suicide attacks to avenge the drone attacks being carried out in the tribal areas especially in the North Waziristan and [South] Waziristan,” he told Aaj News.

“There will be more such attacks,” Baitullah told AFP, including strikes inside the US.

“Very soon we will take revenge from America, not in Afghanistan but in Washington, which will amaze the entire world,” Baitullah threatened.

The US has stepped up its not-so-covert air campaign in northwestern Pakistan. Thirty-six attacks were conducted in 2008 and 11 strikes have been carried this year. Several senior and mid-level al Qaeda leaders have been killed in the strikes. Only 10 such attacks were conducted in 2006 and 2007 combined.

Baitullah statements were made one day after the Fedayeen-e-Islam, a front terror group for the Jaish-e-Mohammed, claimed credit for the attack. The Fedayeen-e-Islam operates from South Waziristan and is closely allied with Baitullah’s Taliban forces.

The claims are not contradictory, as both groups work closely together under the aegis of the Lashkar al Zil, or the Shadow Army, the paramilitary terror alliance operating along the Pakistan-Afghan border. The Shadow Army is made up of elements from the the Taliban, al Qaeda, the Haqqani Network, Lashkar-e-Taiba, Harkat-ul-Jihad-al-Islami, Harkat-ul-Mujahideen, Lashkar-e-Jhangvi, Harkat-ul-Jihad-al-Islami, and a host of Pakistani jihadi terror groups.

Khalid Habib, the former leader of al Qaeda’s paramilitary Shadow Army, was killed in a region controlled by Baitullah Mehsud in South Waziristan in October 2008.

The Shadow Army’s operations can be detected in a series of attacks in Pakistan and Afghanistan. The deadly suicide strike on the Marriott Hotel in Islamabad in September 2008 provides a good example. The Fedayeen-e-Islam took credit for the Marriott bombing, but the attack has been traced back to Baitullah Mehsud as well as Qari Saifullah Akhtar, the leader of the Harkat-ul-Jihad-al-Islami, and Qari Mohammad Zafar, the leader of the Laskhar-e-Jhangvi. All of these groups participated in the attack, under the flag of the Shadow Army.

Baitullah has risen to prominence in jihadi circles after defeating the Paksitani military during a series of hard-fought battles over the past several years. The military and government signed a peace agreement with Baitullah, which ceded control of South Waziristan to the Taliban. The US military offered a $50,000 award for the capture of Baitullah in August 2007, but this was raised to $5 million by the US State Department on March 25, 2009.

Baitullah’s threat to attack the US is not his first. Most recently, he and two other senior Pakistani Taliban leaders in North and South Waziristan formed the Council of United Mujahideen. The group swore fealty to al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden and the overall Taliban leader Mullah Omar and threatened to strike at the US and other countries.

The three leaders had pamphlets distributed throughout North and South Waziristan to announce the formation of the Council of United Mujahideen. The Taliban leaders have “united according to the wishes of Mujahideen leaders like Mullah Muhammad Omar and Sheikh Osama bin Laden.”

The pamphlets also said the Taliban alliance “supported Mullah Muhammad Omar and Osama bin Laden’s struggle” against the administrations of US President Barack Obama, Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari, and Afghan President Hamid Karzai.

The new alliance further stated it was waging war “in an organized manner’” to “stop the infidels from carrying out acts of barbarism against innocent people” just as Omar and bin Laden were waging war against Pakistan, Afghanistan, and the US.

“Laughter — the best medicine.” This is a frequently repeated phrase and one that you may choose to abide by.

Duke Oncology Recreation Therapy brings humor and laughter to you by way of the Laugh Mobile.

The Laugh Mobile is a rolling cart that contains items available for checkout such as humorous audio and video cassettes, and books by such well-known authors as Erma Bombeck, Louis Grizzard, Bill Cosby, and George Burns.

Silly items such as whoopie cushions, bubbles, and rubber chickens are also included.

The Laugh Mobile travels through the units at least once a week with the help of volunteers and students.

You may request a room visit or look over our list of humor books and tapes at any time.

Source – http://www.dukehealth.org/Services/OncologyRecreationTherapy/Programs/LaughMobile